Retirement Cards
Retirement cards have different tones and messages depending on their purpose. Retirement cards can be humorous, they can be sentimental, or they can be ceremonial. Below you'll find some unusual types of retirement cards from places where you might not expect. Look over the available cards, and if interested, order today and in most cases receive in less than a week.
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Retirement Cards Items of Interest CK Products "Happy Retirement" Business Card Chocolate MoldEach piece is 3-3/4-inch by 2-1/4-inch by -1/4-inch with 4 cavities per mold. This mold makes approximately 10 pieces per pound of chocolate. Do not use for hard candy or other hot ingredients.  HAPPY RETIREMENT Business Card Candy Mold Chocolate RETIREMENT Greeting Cards Candy Mold Chocolate AARPSong parody of "YMCA" aimed at the heart of any aging "baby-boomer"-a great gift idea for a special boomer birthday. CD jacket design and lyric sheet are guaranteed to get a few good laughs ( as well as a shudder or two!) ![Michael Jordan - The Ultimate Collection (Come Fly with Me, Air Time, Above & Beyond) [VHS]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KR55DVBKL._SL75_.jpg) Michael Jordan - The Ultimate Collection (Come Fly with Me, Air Time, Above & Beyond) [VHS]In January of 1999, the world's greatest basketball player announced his retirement from professional basketball, citing the lack of challenges for him from the game. No wonder. During his roughly 12-year career, Michael Jordan won six NBA championships with the Chicago Bulls, captured the MVP award several times, broke various records, and invented a kind of graceful, deeply competitive athleticism that fans had never seen before. Charles Barkley claimed he was not a role model, but Michael did, and the best of his career is well captured in this three-video set, Michael Jordan: The Ultimate Collection. The earliest tape, Come Fly with Me, chronicles Michael's youth in North Carolina, his college years, and an early career with the Chicago Bulls. It's a fun token for fans who want to remember the squeaky-clean Michael who sported a thin layer of hair on his green head. Air Time takes us into the life of an established, more mature Michael with highlight footage, career insights from Jordan, Dream Team footage, and the Bulls first two championships. Most exciting are the highlights of the 1992 playoffs against the Knicks. Finally, Above and Beyond won't disappoint any person who appreciates the psychology of the athlete. Covering the death of Michael's father, his first retirement, and his baseball endeavors, the video focuses more narrowly on what makes Jordan tick. It lays out the mental determination and physical skill that Michael worked hard to reacquire in the mid-1990s, and which ultimately led to the Bulls' subsequent record-breaking 70-win season. For fans wanting a keepsake of the greatest innovator in the history of basketball, The Ultimate Collection won't disappoint--just as Michael never disappointed us. --Karen Karleski  Retirement Survival KitPack your bag it's time to retire! Each Retirement Survival Kit includes a Hawaiian shirt drink cooler, retirement paddleball, bottle opener, retirement decision dice and retirement buttons.  WWE: Macho Madness - The Randy Savage Ultimate CollectionStudio: Genius Products Inc Release Date: 06/09/2009 Run time: 540 minutes  Bubba Ho-Tep (Limited Collector's Edition)Don Coscarelli directs and Bruce Campbell stars as the King of Camp in this intentionally over-the-top schlockfest. Bubba Ho-Tep is partially about Elvis Presley and partially about the title character, an Egyptian cowboy zombie, but mostly it is about camp. The movie is equal parts story and back story. We learn through narration and flashback how Elvis didn't really die, ending up instead in a rest home in East Texas with JFK (played by Ossie Davis), who was dyed black and had his brain removed, presumably for reasons of national security. Campbell and Davis realize that something strange is going on when their rest-home compatriots start dropping off suspiciously. The whole movie leads up to a final showdown to the death with the Egyptian cowboy zombie who has been sucking the souls of their fellow residents because he thought no one would notice. The movie unfolds a bit slowly; it is, after all, a geriatrics-fight-Egyptian-cowboy-zombie movie. However, one wishes this self-conscious movie's pacing took its cue from the atypically fast-moving zombie instead of from the senior-citizen Elvis and JFK. In the end, though, Campbell is flawless as the aged King; his accent, intonations, glasses, and trademark karate are at the same time sincere and over the top. --Brian Saltzman  A Grandpa for ChristmasGRANDPA FOR CHRISTMAS - DVD Movie  Happy Retirement 12in Balloons 20ctEach package of Happy Retirement balloons includes 20 latex balloons. Each 12" balloon is printed with the words Happy Retirement and is surrounded by swirls and stars. Each package includes the following colors: red, yellow, green, blue and black. Retirement Cards Auctions of Interest 2010 TOPPS 206 BASEBALL BOX/T206 AUTOGRAPHS,RELIC Ends in 1 Minutes 42 Seconds Current price: $9.99 (1 bid)  Jorge Posada #20 Retired New York Yankees 5-Time W Ends in 23 Days 17 Hours 54 Minutes 38 Seconds Current price: $25.95 (2 bids)  2012 TOPPS JACKIE ROBINSON RETIRED RING 730/736 BR Ends in 2 Minutes 42 Seconds Current price: $9.99 (0 bids)  2005 Topps Retired Signature Charlie Hough Auto Ra Ends in 2 Minutes 47 Seconds Current price: $5.99 (0 bids)  2005 Topps Retired Signature Tippy Martinez Auto Ends in 2 Minutes 49 Seconds Current price: $5.99 (0 bids)  2005 Topps Retired Signature Travis Fryman Auto In Ends in 2 Minutes 52 Seconds Current price: $9.99 (0 bids)  2012 TOPPS LUIS APARICIO RETIRED RINGS 449/736 CHI Ends in 3 Minutes 16 Seconds Current price: $3.51 (5 bids)  2012 Topps Historical Stitches Retired Numbers Sta Ends in 7 Minutes 50 Seconds Current price: $5.51 (11 bids)  2012 Topps Historical Stitches Retired Numbers Rob Ends in 12 Minutes 28 Seconds Current price: $13.03 (7 bids)  Boyds Bear Bearware Resin Pins Set of 8 on Origina Ends in 16 Minutes 41 Seconds Current price: $12.99 (0 bids) |
